Yeah I do my thang bitch wassup

"How come the human race is not progressing as fast as technology has? Yeah, we’re gonna be living on..."

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 23:09:58 -0400

“How come the human race is not progressing as fast as technology has? Yeah, we’re gonna be living on the moon, but there’s still gonna be racists. So, in the end, are we really winning?”

- Lil B (via moltzat)

I

FUCKING

LOVE

LIL

B

(via theuppitynegras)

Thank you based god

(via youngblackandvegan)

"Pretty boy nigga eatin pussy like its shrimpy."

Wed, 06 Jun 2012 19:07:28 -0400

“Pretty boy nigga eatin pussy like its shrimpy.”

- Lil B, Ima Eat Her A$$

"Can’t nobody fuck the Basedgod’s bitch."

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 21:20:17 -0400

“Can’t nobody fuck the Basedgod’s bitch.”

- Lil B, CNBFTBGB

thapeacock: Everybody know i got a chip on my shoulder - Lil B

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 23:58:32 -0400

thapeacock:

Everybody know i got a chip on my shoulder - Lil B

"Some dudes drive a car, some dudes ride a bus. I’mma pay a bitch to bust this nut,..."

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 20:49:06 -0400

“Some dudes drive a car, some dudes ride a bus. I’mma pay a bitch to bust this nut, what’s up?”

- Lil B the Basedgod - Pay 4 Pussy

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Mon, 05 Mar 2012 22:17:07 -0500

"Everybody say that I’m a young ass bitch until I caught my first case; now I’m a thug..."

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 19:48:14 -0500

“Everybody say that I’m a young ass bitch until I caught my first case; now I’m a thug ass bitch.”

- Lil B the Basedgod - Finna Hit a Lick

i-am-a-table: This is someone dying while having an MRI scan....

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 02:51:32 -0500

i-am-a-table:

This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.

duckfavid: Based. @diorpaint

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 14:42:26 -0500

duckfavid:

Based. @diorpaint

"Fuck ‘em, if they don’t understand my genius bitch, I be Albert Einstein times a million bitch, And..."

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 18:04:05 -0500

“Fuck ‘em, if they don’t understand my genius bitch,
I be Albert Einstein times a million bitch,
And I’m still saving people on a daily bases,
Another reason why these BITCH MOTHERFUCKERS HATING”

- Lil B - Februarys Confessions

<3

(via joerosewood)

autonomygames: my hero.

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:10:05 -0500

autonomygames:

my hero.

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Thu, 23 Feb 2012 14:02:05 -0500

an-tith-e-sis: i’m getting suspended three days for putting lil b’s “white flame” mixtape on every...

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 09:39:44 -0500

an-tith-e-sis:

i’m getting suspended three days for putting lil b’s “white flame” mixtape on every computer in my school…worth it

"Imma fuck a lesbian, I’m a fuckin’ exception."

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:04:00 -0500

“Imma fuck a lesbian, I’m a fuckin’ exception.”

- Lil B, Tiny Pants Bitch

"I interracial date, and I fuck with other races. I set great examples. Girls love my penis."

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 18:04:06 -0500

“I interracial date, and I fuck with other races. I set great examples. Girls love my penis.”

- Lil B the Basedgod, Tiny Pants Bitch

"Anybody wanna know how I got it? Switched my game up from a legend to a prophet. Stepped my guns up..."

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 14:03:05 -0500

“Anybody wanna know how I got it? Switched my game up from a legend to a prophet. Stepped my guns up from a 40 to a rocket. The type of ammo that blow the cords out ya socket. The type of new money you ain’t puttin in ya wallet, I done seen the type of cash you can’t put in ya pocket. And I ain’t with them secrets man, I’ll let you know your options man. Here’s a guess: eighty percent of these bitches boppin’. About twenty percent is ya partner. The other half of em is imposters. Black Ken the opera nigga.”

- Lil B the Basedgod, Thank You Based God

"My skin color: automatic transaction. I’m already classified, no second chance."

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 22:00:06 -0500

“My skin color: automatic transaction. I’m already classified, no second chance.”

- Lil B, I Hate Myself

"Long nights, niggas never gave a fuck. Dirty ass room, no new draws. Niggas mad cause I got my way..."

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 20:04:00 -0500

“Long nights, niggas never gave a fuck. Dirty ass room, no new draws. Niggas mad cause I got my way out the system. I did probation. I did ankle monitor. I did house arrest. I did 12 steps. I did drug class. I did counseling. I did every fuckin’ thing that the court asked me. I did youth court. I paid restitution. One man with the plan now it’s so polluted. Niggas fell off, I had to bounce back. Shit change when a young nigga ghetto platinum. Used to be a robber, but the game checked me.”

- Lil B the Basedgod, My Life

"Taxes and water is adored like oil when it’s poured in the ocean by mistakes of machines..."

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 18:04:05 -0500

“Taxes and water is adored like oil when it’s poured in the ocean by mistakes of machines ‘cause we’re lazy human beings discreditin’ our genes. We’re very smart nonetheless, but enslave our own selves.”

- Lil B the Basedgod, I’m Burning

"Time is the clock, but why time don’t stop? Take advantage of your time because it’s..."

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 16:09:06 -0500

“Time is the clock, but why time don’t stop? Take advantage of your time because it’s time to get gwap. Had a vision of myself, I was sittin’ at the top. Sometimes I don’t dream so my vision seems to stop.”

- Lil B, Wake Up Mr. Flowers (Remix) [RARE]